But then you gotta wonder: would some pouches become "sexier" or more desirable than others? What kind of random products would be invented for them? I can picture it now:
- "Got stinky pouch? Well worry no more! Introducing Pouche Douche! Pouche Douche comes in four different scents and is perfect for all of your pouch needs."
- "Tired of your stretched-out pouch? Dr. Roo is the pioneer of poucheplasty, specializing in tightening and firming those saggy and slouchy pouches. It's the new cure for the mother in your life!"