Pre-baby, hubby and I would text sweet things back and forth to each other. Nowadays its a bit different:
him: If u thought that blow out the other day was bad, this is worse
him: its all over the bjorn!
me: oh noooooooo
him: poopy is on the car seat too!
me: oh no! how did that happen?
me: no wonder he was so happy in the car :)
him: I guess his blowout happened before I put him in the bjorn
him: there's poop all over the place, I keep finding it in new places!
Yes, our text messages now consist of text about poop. While we were in LA, the baby was constipated and we were getting a little worried. As I was running around for the conference, I get a text from hubby: "Big poopie!" in which my response was "yayyyyy!"
That about sums it up, folks. Make sure you are comfortable talking about shit with your significant other before you have kids. I recommend getting a dog first. The dog definitely eased us into the poop talk.